Tom Power's Empowering Adventures

Chapter 001: Tom Power and the Retarded Introduction
"It's time to die, boiii." This weirdo looked like he wants to start a fight.

"You wanna start a fight!?" asked a man in magic underwear and a cape emblazoned with the letter T.

"No," replied the weirdo, brandishing dual swords of flame.

"That's what I thought!" The magic underwear man turned around with his hands on his hips, and looked dramatically at the sky. The weirdo charged, and embedded his twin swords into the magic underwear man. "Damn, that hurts."

A large-nosed, nerdy looking guy walked up and sighed at the scene. "Dangit, Tom, I told you to wear your pants. Your power is at its maximum level then."

'Tom' laughed as blood dribbled down his chin. "Pants are for the wimps like yourself, Dick Weakness!!" he retaliated at the nerdy guy.

"We've been over this, Tom Power. There is no excuse to be running around in underwear like my grandpa. It's just wrong."

"No way José, you're not serious," said Tom.

"I am serious. And don't call me José."