Timeline A-000000

This is the timeline in which Predecessorman loses his superhero cape and mask, BigTerry loses his basketball, Table XLII loses the shampoo, Paul passes down the pocketwatch, DatSquare loses the small rock, and asdfjklltyyyanm is not allowed to obtain the key. This timeline is metafollowed by A-123423, after asdfjklltyyyanm changes it by accident. It is metapreceded by no timeline, but it was born from the timeline of the First Universe. This timeline is within the Second Universe, as are all the timelines of the A-series.

1750
Guacamole Burger is born Jacques Moreau III, to Jacques Moreau Jr, a man proud of his lineage which could be directly traced to the beginning of West Francia in 840. With less certainty, he could trace his lineage to Clovis I's hated servant in 489.

1766
Guacamole Burger moves from France to present-day America(New France), specifically, to a small town in present-day Mississippi. He set off three years prior when he was thirteen, with his mentor, but it took them so long to get there that Great Britain had taken control of Mississippi by that time.

1771
Burger Burger is born to Guacamole Burger.

1798
The town the Burgers had been living in grew, albeit slowly, until this year when the area was claimed under America, and grew quite fast.

1804
Burger Bacon is born to Burger Burger.

1830
The town the Burgers had been living in got the name Yellow Town, and became the county seat of Yellow County, after becoming a respectable town after Mississippi became a state.

1832
Bacon Bacon is born to Burger Bacon.

1864
Porky Bacon is born to Bacon Bacon.

1900
October: Turkey Bacon is born to Porky Bacon.

1924
March 16: John Bacon(Johnny Shock) is born to Turkey and Porschia Bacon.

1926
October 7: Deirdre Jones(Deedee Shock) is born to Jack and Sera Jones.

1946
February 17: John Bacon and Deirdre Jones meet.

1948
October 29: John Bacon and Deirdre Jones are married.

1950
June 6: John Bacon and Deirdre Bacon legally change their names to Johnny Shock and Deedee Shock.

1956
January 2: Benny Shock is born to Johnny and Deedee Shock.

1986
January 2: The first New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Old Man Green".

1987
Predecessorman burns his superhero cape and mask.

1996
October 18: Timothy Samuel(TimRocks69) is born to Justin and Savannah Samuel.

1997
February 18: Terrence Xavier Shock(BigTerryxo97) is born to Predecessorman and Silver Woman.

June 14: Terrence Xavier Shock's surname is changed to Oakley and is given to David and Susan Oakley.

2004
April 17: The music site UpBeats is founded.

2009
June 9: Terry discovers the music site UpBeats after a fight with his adoptive father. There he meets LittleRickyxxx.

2011
August 1: The second New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "the Dark Green Man". This is the date that the second part of the story begins on, and the date that the Latl Building was blown up.

2026
Terry's first basketball was stolen from his home by an unknown individual and presumed lost.

2028
August 9: Taylor Bell Oakley is born to BigTerry and Emily Harrison.

2031
April 17: Timothy Samuel Jr. is born to TimRocks and Samantha Stevenson(it's funny because her name post-marriage is Samantha Samuel)

2042
July 6: The third New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Green II".

2060
Table XLII is convinced not to pass down a bottle of shampoo as a joke.

2062
December 1: Paul Oakley is born to Table XLII and Jane Doe.

2064
October 23: Timothy Samuel III is born to TimJrSucks and Janna Fort.

2076
June 20: The fourth New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Green II the second".

2085
July 20: Daniel Atticus Oakley is born to Paul and Stevia Oakley.

October 7: Thomas Samuel is born to TimIII and Wylla Nixon.

2099
July 1: The fifth New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Green II the second the second".

2104
DatSquare loses the small rock from his pocket after being pushed in the street.

2110
April 4: Todd Oakley is born to DatSquare and Tora Oakley.

2112
April 16: Jackson Oakley is born to DatSquare and Tora Oakley.

2114
January 21: Stella Oakley is born to DatSquare and Tora Oakley.

2146
October 9: The sixth and final New Green is incarnated into the world, and calls himself "Terroriser".