Oakley Family

The Oakley Family line's furthest back known member, before the name Oakley ever came to be, was Jacques Moreau I. However, it really started with his grandson. Here is listed the main line of descendants. It will be updated with members of offbranching major families later.

Generation One
Jacques Moreau III, later Guacamole Burger, son of Jacques Moreau II, born 1750

Generation Two
Burger Burger, son of Jacques Moreau III, born 1777

Generation Three
Burger Burger Jr., later Burger Bacon, son of Burger Burger, born 1804

Generation Four
Bacon Bacon, son of Burger Bacon, born 1832

Generation Five
Porky Bacon, son of Bacon Bacon, born 1864

Pig Bacon, son of Bacon Bacon, born 1868

Generation Six
Turkey Bacon, son of Porky Bacon, born October 1900

Chicken Bacon, daughter of Porky Bacon, born 1906

Cow Bacon, son of Pig Bacon, born 1904

Generation Seven
John Bacon, later Johnny Shock, son of Turkey Bacon, born 16 March 1924

Damascus Phoenix, son of Chicken Bacon and Jason Phoenix, born 1940

Demitri Phoenix, son of Chicken Bacon and Jason Phoenix, born 1940

Beefy Bacon, son of Cow Bacon, born 1937

Fishy Bacon, son of Cow Bacon, born 1941

Generation Eight
Benny Shock, later Predecessorman, son of Johnny Shock, born 2 January 1956

Kevin Shock, son of Johnny Shock, born 1960

Stone Phoenix, son of Damascus Phoenix, born 1966

River Phoenix, son of Damascus Phoenix, born 1966

Mutton Bacon, son of Beefy Bacon, born 1963

Lamb Bacon, daughter of Beefy Bacon, born 1965

Goose Bacon, son of Beefy Bacon, born 1966

Catfish Bacon, son of Fishy Bacon, born 1970

Pike Bacon, son of Fishy Bacon, born 1971

Trout Bacon, son of Fishy Bacon, born 1973

Generation Nine
Terrence Xavier Shock, later BigTerryxo97, son of Predecessorman, born 18 February 1997

Sylph Shock, daughter of Kevin Shock, born 14 January 2000

Silvia Shock, daughter of Kevin Shock, born 14 January 2000

Barney Phoenix, son of Stone Phoenix, born 12 October 1999

Sassy Phoenix, daughter of Stone Phoenix, born 16 July 2001

Badass Phoenix, son of Stone Phoenix, born 16 July 2001

Veal Bacon, son of Mutton Bacon, born 1990

Rabbit Bacon, son of Mutton Bacon, born 1991

Venison Bacon, son of Mutton Bacon, born 1993

Duck Bacon, daughter of Goose Bacon, born 1993

Bass Bacon, son of Trout Bacon, born 2002

Carp Bacon, son of Trout Bacon, born 2004

Generation Ten
Taylor Bell Oakley, later Table XLII, son of BigTerryxo97, born 9 August 2028

The Phoenix Family goes here--

Oxmeat Bacon, son of Veal Bacon, born 2024

Horsemeat Bacon, son of Veal Bacon, born 2027

Ham Bacon, son of Venison Bacon, born 2020

Steak Bacon, son of Venison Bacon, born 2024

Roast Bacon, son of Venison Bacon, born 2029

Salmon Bacon, son of Bass Bacon, born 2036

Tuna Bacon, son of Bass Bacon, born 2040

Koi Bacon, daughter of Carp Bacon, born 2038

Goldfish Bacon, son of Carp Bacon, born 2038

Guppy Bacon, son of Carp Bacon, born 2040

Generation Eleven
Paul Oakley, later simply Paul, son of Table XLII, born 1 December 2062

--- Phoenix Family goes here-

Human Bacon, son of Horsemeat Bacon, born 2061

Cutlet Bacon, son of Steak Bacon, born 2054

Loin Bacon, son of Steak Bacon, born 2054

Rib Bacon, son of Steak Bacon, born 2054

Rump Bacon, son of Steak Bacon, born 2060

Generation Twelve
Daniel Atticus Oakley, later DatSquare, son of Paul, born 20 July 2085

-- Phoenix Family goes here-

Human Bacon Jr., later Human Human, son of Human Bacon, born 2088

Ass Bacon, son of Rump Bacon, born 2098

Generation Thirteen
Todd Oakley, later asdfjklltyyyanm, son of DatSquare, born 4 April 2110

Joey Oakley, later Keyboard Spam, son of DatSquare, born 3 November 2112

Jessica Oakley, later aaaaaaa, daughter of DatSquare, born 1 February 2114

--- Phoenix Family goes here-

-- Human Family goes here---

Generation Fourteen
Draky Zayn Oakley, later Discombobulated Sr. Drake Heely Zayn the Halfth, Nomulous of Redacted Spikemapf, son of asdfjklltyyyanm, born 6 June 2148

-- Draky's cousins go here--

Phoenix Family goes here--

-- Human Family goes here

Generation Fifteen
Don D. Oakley, later DɔンաθиႬΔ☺, son of asdfjklltyyyanm, born 23 February 2176

Generation Sixteen
Lozai Phillips Delta, later █████████, son of DɔンաθиႬΔ☺, born 19 November 2200

Generation Seventeen
David Smith Jones Delta, later Farty the DJ, son of █████████, born at 22:22:22 on 22 February 2222