Paul

Paul is the son of Table the 42nd, the grandson of BigTerry, and the father of DatSquare. He was born in the year -3. He is the hero of The Paul Story.

History
Paul was born in the year -3, to Table the 42nd, and some random girl. He learned the arts of drugs from his father, and then the king of Happyland, FARTOS, hired him to find the Badge of Truth when Paul was crappin' on his toilet. Paul agreed and started off to find Jojo, FARTOS' friend/drug dealer. Instead, Paul was captured by Green and TimIIIsuxworse. He escaped, however.

Personality
Paul is a mostly normal guy. He can't follow a map correctly, and he's kinda stupid, but other than that, he's really pretty cool.