BigTerry Forever

Story 1: School

As you know, I went to the Yellow County School, which is a great place by the way. I have many stories from my school years, but I'd like to share this one. It began like every other day, I'd wake up, my dad would punch, eat soap for breakfast, get dressed, and leave for school. When I got to school, everyone laughed with me and called me a "loser." Man, I had so many friends. Anyways, the teacher called on me in existining class,"Berry!" she yelled, "This is the 2nd test you've fallen down is this class! Go back to standing grade!" I went back to standing grade, and thanks to my exceptional standing skills, I was able to pass with a D- and go back to existining class. "Jerry!" the teacher yelled, "Go away." I left school and went to a telephone booth. I got a call there. "Hi....ughh.... is this Terry?" said a man with a deep voice said. "You bet your underwear!" I said. Some person told me to grow up. "Well.....ughh.....Terry, we're sending you to the Blue County College on a basketball scholarship. A bus will be there in Table the 42 seconds to pick you up." "K." I said. 44 seconds later, a man in a white van drove up and told me to get in. I did and he gave me skittles and took me to Blue County College. The End

Story 2: Ballin, bruh

One day I was sitting on my ceiling, thinking about nothing. I thought to myself, "I'm bored." Then I jumped off my ceiling and landed on the roof, where my basketball court was. I pulled 5 basketballs out of my pocket. I then played a one on two game of basketball with myself, using a stick as a bat. Unfortunately I lost. Then I noticed a shadowy figure watching me. He was watching me, so I shot him, but the bullet bounced off and hit me in the eye, and I fell off of the roof and died.